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I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
The toilet seat is cracked - where do I stand ?
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers.
Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done, as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
Will you please send someone to mend our broken path, yesterday my wife tripped and fell on it and she is now pregnant.
Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so would you please send someone around to do something about it.
Would you please repair our toilet, my son pulled the chain and the box fell on his head.
Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we cannot get BBC2.
